Some Memorable Facebook Statuses...

From the past couple of weeks. Everyone keeps telling me I need to write all this stuff down since the kiddos are so crazy LOL

December 21st:

*Jake just said to me, "You wanna watch me play the Wii? You know, you have two eyes. You can do 2 things at once with them" LOL

*My son informed me, after I asked him why he didn't listen to me in the store, that he didn't have any ears. Furthermore, he hasn't had any since he was a little baby. Hmmm, interesting...

December 22nd:

*has an age old recipe for c logging the toilet. Just add: 1 full roll of toilet paper, a stack of wet hinney wipes, a closed door, and one 3 yr old-VOILA!

December 24th:

*Liv came in my bedroom to tell me something. I told her to spit it out because she couldn't get out what she wanted to say. All the sudden, she gets a funny look on her face and said, "I got spit, Mom!" and went to spit, lol. I said, "NO NO NO! Don't SPIT! I mean, tell me what you wanted to tell me!" lol

December 28th:

*Was at Brett's parents today. It had snowed last night. Liv has an obsession with eating snow. I was talking to Brett's Mom, when I turned to see what Liv was doing. Yep, she was licking snow off Josey's shoe. SOOOOOO gross. I can't even comprehend. I feel like I'm raising a pack of wild monkeys.

December 29th:

*Liv is currently making her baby jaguar pee in the toilet-complete with sound. Life is grand, isn't it?? lol

December 30th:

* Josey was asking Brett at what age she could swear. Jake said he says the bad "F" word, so I said "And what happens to you when you say that Jake?" (thinking he would say hot sauce or something) Jake said, "I say it in my head all the time so you can't hear me hee hee." Nice....

December 31st:

*Loves the fact that Liv calls Jake "Buddy". He just came out of bed. She lit up like a Christmas tree and said, "Buddy! Buddy! I missed you so!"

*Ok...Totally LOL...Jake and Liv were on the couch and all the sudden Jake screams, "OW LIV! Don't BITE!" When I asked Liv why she bit him, she said, "Because I thought I was hungry, that's why!" LOL

Tuesday December 29th-Isn't She Sweet?

I mean, seriously?? Look at that sweet little face?!?!? Hard to believe she causes so much trouble lol

Monday December 28th-There's an ANT in my Fridge!!

I went to open the fridge and almost fell over. Liv put her huge, fake ant in the fridge. When I asked her why, she said it was hot and needed to cool off. Go figure lol

Sunday, December 27th-Snow Angel

Or at least, he TRIES to be an Angel :p He decided the back deck would be the perfect place to make a snow angel. We've had a couple of days of good snow fall. Isn't he so sweet?

Saturday, December 26th-Frozen World

We had some freezing fog, which gave the illusion of snow, without all the messy roads. These were actually taken on Christmas day (shhh! I'm cheating!)

My Mom had this sign in the trees-I thought it looked pretty cool!

Frozen spiderwebs-Isn't that sooo cool??

Friday, December 25th-Merry Christmas!!!

We had a great time on Christmas! The kiddos loved their presents and they were really good. They got to spend some time with their Dad, too, so bonus for everyone =)

Tuesday, December 22nd-Crazy Man on the Loose

Yep, that's my crazy boy =)

Monday December 21st-Jake Does Jillian

Jake decided he wanted to do my 30 Day Shred DVD. It was "easy" in his opinion. I have to give him props. He did the whole video. The funniest thing, though, was the WAY he did it. He thought he was doing the moves right, but he really wasn't. It was so cute to watch, though! Look at those bulging arm muscles he has! :p