Some Memorable Facebook Statuses...

From the past couple of weeks. Everyone keeps telling me I need to write all this stuff down since the kiddos are so crazy LOL

December 21st:

*Jake just said to me, "You wanna watch me play the Wii? You know, you have two eyes. You can do 2 things at once with them" LOL

*My son informed me, after I asked him why he didn't listen to me in the store, that he didn't have any ears. Furthermore, he hasn't had any since he was a little baby. Hmmm, interesting...

December 22nd:

*has an age old recipe for c logging the toilet. Just add: 1 full roll of toilet paper, a stack of wet hinney wipes, a closed door, and one 3 yr old-VOILA!

December 24th:

*Liv came in my bedroom to tell me something. I told her to spit it out because she couldn't get out what she wanted to say. All the sudden, she gets a funny look on her face and said, "I got spit, Mom!" and went to spit, lol. I said, "NO NO NO! Don't SPIT! I mean, tell me what you wanted to tell me!" lol

December 28th:

*Was at Brett's parents today. It had snowed last night. Liv has an obsession with eating snow. I was talking to Brett's Mom, when I turned to see what Liv was doing. Yep, she was licking snow off Josey's shoe. SOOOOOO gross. I can't even comprehend. I feel like I'm raising a pack of wild monkeys.

December 29th:

*Liv is currently making her baby jaguar pee in the toilet-complete with sound. Life is grand, isn't it?? lol

December 30th:

* Josey was asking Brett at what age she could swear. Jake said he says the bad "F" word, so I said "And what happens to you when you say that Jake?" (thinking he would say hot sauce or something) Jake said, "I say it in my head all the time so you can't hear me hee hee." Nice....

December 31st:

*Loves the fact that Liv calls Jake "Buddy". He just came out of bed. She lit up like a Christmas tree and said, "Buddy! Buddy! I missed you so!"

*Ok...Totally LOL...Jake and Liv were on the couch and all the sudden Jake screams, "OW LIV! Don't BITE!" When I asked Liv why she bit him, she said, "Because I thought I was hungry, that's why!" LOL

Tuesday December 29th-Isn't She Sweet?

I mean, seriously?? Look at that sweet little face?!?!? Hard to believe she causes so much trouble lol

Monday December 28th-There's an ANT in my Fridge!!

I went to open the fridge and almost fell over. Liv put her huge, fake ant in the fridge. When I asked her why, she said it was hot and needed to cool off. Go figure lol

Sunday, December 27th-Snow Angel

Or at least, he TRIES to be an Angel :p He decided the back deck would be the perfect place to make a snow angel. We've had a couple of days of good snow fall. Isn't he so sweet?

Saturday, December 26th-Frozen World

We had some freezing fog, which gave the illusion of snow, without all the messy roads. These were actually taken on Christmas day (shhh! I'm cheating!)

My Mom had this sign in the trees-I thought it looked pretty cool!

Frozen spiderwebs-Isn't that sooo cool??

Friday, December 25th-Merry Christmas!!!

We had a great time on Christmas! The kiddos loved their presents and they were really good. They got to spend some time with their Dad, too, so bonus for everyone =)

Tuesday, December 22nd-Crazy Man on the Loose

Yep, that's my crazy boy =)

Monday December 21st-Jake Does Jillian

Jake decided he wanted to do my 30 Day Shred DVD. It was "easy" in his opinion. I have to give him props. He did the whole video. The funniest thing, though, was the WAY he did it. He thought he was doing the moves right, but he really wasn't. It was so cute to watch, though! Look at those bulging arm muscles he has! :p

Saturday-What Happens When You Leave Fish Food Within Reach of a 3 Yr old....

Nuff said *sigh*

Friday-A Gamer Till the End....

I went to check on Jake before I went to bed (I check on both kids before I go, just in case...) and found Jake sleeping, with his Didj still in his hand, and on LOL. I took everything off so he wouldn't strangle himself while he slept, and moved on LOL

Why You Should Never Leave Cupcakes to Cool with Liv Around....

Apparently, she likes to take bites out of each one...(and that's chocolate chips in the bottom-Jake insisted on having chocolate chip muffins lol) I think she only got bites out of the ones she could reach...

Long Time, No Post...

So, it's been a busy 3 weeks! It's been brought to my attention by more than one friend (and I thank you girls, for being so interested in my life =) ) that I've been neglecting my blog. Between trying to get ready for the holidays, traveling to NJ for work last week, coming home to Jake having pneumonia, it's been rough!

I'm a Facebook junkie. I admit it. I adore FB. I'm on FB daily, hourly, and sometimes, by the minute. Consequently, I'm constantly posting about the kids, what they are doing (or not doing) etc. I'm going to post some of my favorite wall posts from the last 3wks. You'll be able to get a little taste of what's gone on in my life for the past 3 wks....

12-15
Jake and I were just watching Nanny 911. Jake was watching the Mom, all wide eyed and finally said, "Holy Moly! Looks like the Mom needs the Nanny more than the kids!"

12-15
...sometimes you can't get your pants down fast enough....I had to mop the bathroom floor anyway. Thanks for the nudge, Liv.

12-14
Jake told me this am that he wasn't going to go to school today because he was still sick and he "wasn't going to argue with me about it!" I said, "Well, I'm glad we're in agreement about no arguing! Now, you can either go to school or stay in bed all day, only leaving to pee or eat." After 10 minutes of laying in bed, doing nothing, Jake decided to go to school. Good decision, Jake.

12-11
I love getting pulled over by the cops, but what's even better than that???? Knowing that, while you are being pulled over, your boyfriend and his buddies are watching and laughing.

12-10
Got home from Jersey, barely....Our flight from EWR to SLC had issues. The flaps wouldn't go up (which is what slows the plane down) Had to look for "alternative" solutions. We landed great-I was good until I saw 4 fire trucks and an ambulance following our plane as it taxied, "Just in case". Once they realized we weren't going to go up in a blaze of glory, they went back to their firehouse.

12-4
I was in my room, organizing alittle for my trip, and was thinking how nice it was that the kids were watching Olivia on TV so nice together...until Liv came out of the room and handed me 4 screws. Apparently she thought it would be a grand idea to unscrew my ab roller while she was in there.

12-4

I have a streaker in my house...Liv is refusing clothes, however, she doesn't want to take her socks off?!?!?!

12-4

Jake hit his head when he got into bed last night (in the throws of a fit, of course, because he didn't want to go to bed) He started yelling that he needed to go to the drs. When I asked him why, he said, "My head broke!"

12-1

Really? Is it THAT traumatizing to put on a pair of underwear? REALLY???? (this is Liv lol)

12-1
thinks my Jakey is so funny...He was in the back seat this am singing, "Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge, I'm trying not to lose my head" LMAO. They were watching Happy Feet yesterday, can you tell??

12-1
woke up and noticed the kids bathroom light on...I walked in, and Liv was sleeping on the floor, both blankies and her binkie. When she woke up, I asked her why she was sleeping here. She said she had to pee and "just couldn't make it back to my bed to sleep" LOL

11-27
is listening to Jake read "Hop on Pop" to Liv in their little tent in the living room. So sweet =)


So, as you can see, I've had a great couple of weeks!!! My kids are crazy, so am I, and I wouldn't have it any other way...

To be continued...